Behold them, the great leviathans as they rise from the dark water of the internet like meme-enriched Godzillas emerging from the Pacific, their eyes brimming with a serpentine thirst for destruction.

Feel the earth tremble underfoot as they approach you, clad in the livery of an eBaums World photo gallery. massive. Monumental. Monolithic. Another cool M-word.

These are the titans that bring unto you reprieve from the crippling anxiety you long to rid yourself of. The spectacle of their massive size is just the distraction you need to forget!

GO FORTH, FOUL DENIZENS OF THE NET, AND BEHOLD THEM! BEHOLD THESE MONSTROUS UNITS ABSOLUTE